“I might have to fuck my slinky.”
The world needs to see this.
I married the one and only woman who could ever put up with me. She married, lives with, and loves a crazy dude and that is why she is my wife.
It doesn’t matter who are among the few on tumblr who enjoy my lame humor, all that matters is that they care!
I’m so immature but I don’t mind.
There’s been talk of moving me to a new floor at work. I don’t want to go and one day it will look like its not going to happen then the next it looks like it will. Well, it’s happening, next Friday to be exact. I’m not too happy but I hope it some how turns out to be a good change. I told my wife I am going to rebel and not where pants to work for the next week.

There’s been talk of moving me to a new floor at work. I don’t want to go and one day it will look like its not going to happen then the next it looks like it will. Well, it’s happening, next Friday to be exact. I’m not too happy but I hope it some how turns out to be a good change. I told my wife I am going to rebel and not where pants to work for the next week.

My dog is too darn cute. I don’t think anyone or anything could love me as much as he does, his days revolve around me and it’s awesome.
goodoldwarband:

Dinkytown!!! We love you!! Tonight is the night!! (Taken with instagram)

I want to be there so fricken bad!