April 2012
20 posts
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Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
“While out on bail George Zimmerman can’t have a gun making him totally...”
Apr 23rd
“I might have to fuck my slinky.”
– Papa Lars
Apr 22nd
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Apr 19th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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There’s been talk of moving me to a new floor at work. I don’t want to go and one day it will look like its not going to happen then the next it looks like it will. Well, it’s happening, next Friday to be exact. I’m not too happy but I hope it some how turns out to be a good change. I told my wife I am going to rebel and not where pants to work for the next week.
Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 4th
Due to missing 20 hours because of my wedding I had a paycheck $100 short for rent. I need money to pay people and then not have money. This sucks
Apr 3rd
This is a prank that could ruin any of my friends...
Take a hammer to his XBOX. Drop a cinder block on his XBOX. Drive your station wagon over his XBOX. Buy him a new XBOX, then smash his old XBOX with his new XBOX. Prepare his favorite meal. Over dinner tell him that no matter how hard things might seem right now, you will always be there for him. Then set fire to his XBOX.
Apr 1st