Mmm… I think I like cash, cash would be a good name.
The new house allows animals. We no longer have to hide Dale. I’m also obsessed with finding myself a pitbull. I might name him Pongo or maybe Dave. Dale and Dave might be a good combo.
Got a new house.
Sign the lease Monday! No more ghetto, stoners, mountains of beer bottles, endless visitors, doing dishes by hand, people always sleeping on the couch, dubstep, high schoolers, or doing laundry at my fiancées patents house!
Bored. Impatient. Going nuts.
You try smoking a 27 100 when your belly is screaming ” get to the bathroom, dude, you gotta take a poo!”
I'm off probation.
I will take the night to celebrate.
Got one of those “have sex with hot singles in your area” pop ups and just so happened to notice one of the girls on there went to Byron. haha. What a surprise.
It’s that time of the month when my wisdom tooth decides it hates being in my mouth.
Laughed so hard at some of these. →
Nerdology: Netflix spins DVD service off to new... →
nerdology: CEO Reed Hastings just posted an entry to the Netflix blog. It begins like this, “I messed up. I owe everyone an explanation.” Yikes. Turns out all the hubbub on the internet about the price change on Netflix has had an effect on Reed. He’s not going to lower the price, or include… Haha wow. Excellent way to start that blog post. Maybe companies die from stupid fearful...
Free recorder player on craigslist?
Yeah, but they didn’t put an address up and won’t reply to my fucking email! So mad. That baby is just sitting on a curb waiting to come home with me and I don’t know where the shit it is!
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Ok so Mayo has one study, it doesnt specify how much they pay you or if they do at all and its a year long. I signed up anyways, maybe someone can tell me how much money ill make if I make any.
I realized I spend about $200 a month on...
Considering im always tight for cash and I’m trying to get fines paid off, get my license back, and buy a car I need to quit. I don’t want to quit because I love smoking but it’s so bad and so expensive. I pay the same amount on rent as I do on cigarettes, that’s fucked up. So I think I might look into studies at mayo and see if I can get paid in a study to quit. If not,...
Never thought I'd see this on the news.
A satellite is going to hit earth in about a week. The chances someone gets hit by a chunk is 1 and 3,200.
I have always had uneasy feelings about curing... →
My fiancé is pooping.
I think girls pooping is funny.
Bros, I hate winter.
It’s longest most torturous thing ever. I enjoy the comfy articles of clothing I’m able to wear but being stuck inside dreading to go outside doesn’t make things good. Snow is cool, Christmas and thanksgiving a cool buuut cold air isn’t cool. In fact cold air is my worst enemy.
Son, never trust a man who doesn’t drink because he’s probably a self-righteous...– ~James Arthur Crumley (October 12, 1939 – September 17, 2008)
Tomorrow the sun will rise and who knows what the tide will bring– Tom Hanks -castaway
eeh501: goodtimealex: It’s too cold I want to be hot all year you watch your mouth I’m excited for it to be cold. It’s ok because you are south but we should have beers, my nights I can drink are Wednesday Thursday.
It’s too cold I want to be hot all year