September 2012
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Sep 29th
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Sep 28th
June 2012
1 post
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My life sucks.
I drink through it, my wife sleeps through it and my dog loves me through it all.
Jun 8th
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May 2012
1 post
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May 25th
April 2012
20 posts
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Apr 29th
Apr 29th
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Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
“While out on bail George Zimmerman can’t have a gun making him totally...”
Apr 23rd
“I might have to fuck my slinky.”
– Papa Lars
Apr 22nd
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Apr 19th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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There’s been talk of moving me to a new floor at work. I don’t want to go and one day it will look like its not going to happen then the next it looks like it will. Well, it’s happening, next Friday to be exact. I’m not too happy but I hope it some how turns out to be a good change. I told my wife I am going to rebel and not where pants to work for the next week.
Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 12th
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Apr 11th
23 notes
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Apr 10th
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Apr 4th
Due to missing 20 hours because of my wedding I had a paycheck $100 short for rent. I need money to pay people and then not have money. This sucks
Apr 3rd
This is a prank that could ruin any of my friends...
Take a hammer to his XBOX. Drop a cinder block on his XBOX. Drive your station wagon over his XBOX. Buy him a new XBOX, then smash his old XBOX with his new XBOX. Prepare his favorite meal. Over dinner tell him that no matter how hard things might seem right now, you will always be there for him. Then set fire to his XBOX.
Apr 1st
March 2012
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Mar 31st
Mar 31st
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 23rd
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Life is getting crazy.
I’m getting married in one day. Everyone around me is going nuts and getting stressed and I have no idea what going on. I’m used to a laid back and relaxed environment, I’ll just continue to sit around and drink my beers.
Mar 23rd
Mar 23rd
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Mar 21st
Mar 21st
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Mar 20th
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A week from yesterday I will be married! It’s going to be weird wearing a ring, I’ve never worn one!
Mar 19th
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Mar 16th
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Mar 16th
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I caved.
After last week being the end of my Jimmy Johns run and this week being the start of my Mayo career I told myself, ” ok, give yourself at least a week from jimmy johns, don’t pick up shifts, just take a break.” I gave in. Today being the first day of it even being possible to squeeze some Jimmy Johns in before my Mayo shift I ended up calling my manager and telling him I will do...
Mar 15th
Happy.
Today was my last day of orientation and I get to finally start my job tomorrow. We have our parents over tonight and we are relaxing with some wine. It’s perfect
Mar 15th
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Mar 13th
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Mar 12th
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Mar 12th
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