thedailywhat:

Infographic of the Day: … and it’s getting bigger all the time. Here’s a tip: don’t print out the entire internet.
[geeksaresexy]

Ok now multiply this by 16 and that is about the amount of debt the United States has.
Life is a party.
My life sucks. I drink through it, my wife sleeps through it and my dog loves me through it all.

My life sucks.

I drink through it, my wife sleeps through it and my dog loves me through it all.

My dog Cash.
#papalars had an accident  (Taken with instagram)
Party with papa lars
Tomorrow that will be the real deal rather than a cardboard cut out.
Pizza Shirt
Rusty Blazenhoff, laughingsquid.com
The Pizza Shirt is just that, a shirt that looks like a pizza. It comes in either Real Deal Pep (pep­per­oni) or Gar­den Swag (veg­etable) top­pings. As Pee-wee Her­man com­ments, “It’s a shirt! It’s a pizza! It’s a pizza shirt!”Noth­ing could …

This is amazing! I was about to purchase one but $40!? Maybe someday when I’m rich.
“While out on bail George Zimmerman can’t have a gun making him totally defenseless against anyone who attacks him with skittles.”